FOLLOW (Social Media #1)
By @JAHuss
Publication Date: August 27. 2014
Novella (150 pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Description:
#Women.
I fuck them. I use them. I pay them off. I find another.
My demands are never denied. My contracts are always signed. They submit to me.
Willingly. Completely. Temporarily. This is how it’s always been.
Until I saw that filthy tweet.
@VaughnAsher My bare pussy. Your tongue. #ThingsIThinkAboutToGetOff
“FilthyBlueBird” thinks she can tease me with hashtags
and then hide behind a Twitter handle? She thinks I wouldn’t be more than happy
to #RockHerFilthyWorld? She’s wrong.
Her online fantasy is about to collide with her public
reality, and it’s about to happen… now.
LINKS:
Pre-order Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/FOLLOW-Social-Media-JA-Huss-ebook/dp/B00MSBAHES
EXCERPT:
My name is Grace Kinsella and I’m a filthy tweeter.
I can turn a hundred and forty characters
into living sex. I can string words together in a way that will make you wet
your panties with lust. I can make a man blush before he even gets to the
hashtag. I am famous for pithy filth.
In fact, my girlfriends and I have an
online Facebook group called the Filthy Blue Birds. And we’re not the only ones. The world of pithy
filth is booming, friends. There are endless groups like ours. There are
legions of shy girls who come alive when faced with the
hundred-and-forty-character challenge. And there is a very special place online
where we meet, challenging each other to achieve a new level of smexy typing.
I call that Twitter list Dirty Heaven. I
made it up, like literally I’m
the freaking founder. So Dirty Heaven is my kingdom and I’m the queen.
I’ll
stop here to take a bow.
Besides being a list, Dirty Heaven is an
online competition that happens on Twitter every Saturday night across the
world—yes, we have filthy tweeters from all walks of life. At 8 PM Eastern the
FT’s come alive and each
league puts up their best and brightest. You get one tweet, one hashtag, and
one chance to shine.
I don’t win anymore, it’s simply not fair. I’m
now the judge. But back when we were first putting this together my tweets took
me to Dirty Heaven time after time after time. That’s back when we used to have
the competitions nightly and the group was small. Just fifteen or twenty of my
closest online stranger friends. Each competition we had an online muse and we
took turns choosing who would benefit from our blush-inducing prose. Sometimes
the girls picked models or rock stars.
I only ever had one muse and his name is
Vaughn Asher.
Yes, the
Vaughn Asher. A Hollywood legend. He started out in the boy band 2 Far Out,
then when his angelic voice changed as he hit puberty he graduated into Disney
sitcoms. Most child actors would fade after that, never able to make the
transition. But Vaughn Asher doubled down on the workouts—gaining the title of
Most Envied Body in Hollywood six years in a row from Buzz Hollywood Magazine—and the preteen wannabe turned into an
action-hero heartthrob overnight.
Just thinking his name makes me sigh. He’s so freaking gorgeous. That messy dark
hair that makes him look like he just rolled out of bed. Those tight abs that
just make you want to drag your tongue all over them to see if they taste as
good as they look. And that package, boy. He’s never done any nudes so I have
to use my imagination, but my imagination is vivid. I have a very clear
picture.
Besides, you know what they say about a man’s thumbs, right? Well, Vaughn Asher has
incredible thumbs. And large feet. They say that too.
Yes, doing filthy things to his six-foot-two
frame has been my idea of Dirty Heaven for almost three years now. I’d like to say I’ve said everything
imaginable about him, but that’s not true. I never run out of ideas. It’s like
my brain only exists to compose a one-hundred-and-forty-character sentence that
will turn him red.
That’s my fantasy. That’s my fairy tale. Vaughn
Asher doing things to me that can only be said in a hashtag.
And introducing the cover reveal for PART TWO - LIKE
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (120-ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Description:
#WhatADick
Vaughn Asher. I’ve stalked him
relentlessly. I shaped and formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtag…day
after day… weekend after weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.
I gave him the best years of my online
life and what did he do for me?
Ruined my social media experience one
tweet at a time. That’s what.
#Fantastic
#BackToNatureFucking
#MissingSomething
#You
And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher
thinks he can weasel his way back into this filthy blue bird’s Twitter account?
He’s wrong.
His public fantasy is about to collide…
ah, fuck it. He’s hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time
I want it all and I’ll do whatever it takes to get it.
LINKS:
Pre-order Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/LIKE-Social-Media-JA-Huss-ebook/dp/B00MS3B3DU
AUTHOR BIO:
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J. A. Huss likes to write new adult books that make you think and keep you guessing. Her favorite genre to read is space opera, but since practically no one reads those books, she writes new adult science fiction, paranormal romance, contemporary romance, urban fantasy, and books about Junco (who refuses to be saddled with a label).
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
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GIVEAWAY:
Social Media is a brand new novella series by JA Huss that will feature one book released every other Wednesday for twelve weeks.
Release dates are:
8-27 - FOLLOW
9-10 - LIKE
9-24 - BLOCK
10-8 - STATUS
10-22 - PROFILE
11-5 - HOME
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